When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
Get the preemptive strokemug. by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018
Get the Stroking Dickmug. Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.
Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
by TupocLives May 31, 2021
Get the Double Stroke Negativemug. What i want to have right nsixnfie
by Angry pussy April 8, 2022
Get the Strokemug. Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
Get the You’re stroking my ballsmug. A medical emergency that has to do with blood flow being cut from the brain. It is an ancient craft perfected by Mark Waechter.
by Broly lover 420420 March 27, 2022
Get the Strokemug. by Home Depot Buckethead February 24, 2023
Get the O strokemug.