Spaghetti Syndrome

When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.
You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.
by SpaghettiSyndrome December 01, 2016
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Slamming Spaghetti

When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already
We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today
by Oregano D February 20, 2022
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Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti
Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!
by GoonieDaddy March 23, 2022
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spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.
I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.
by Sydfin February 12, 2016
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Spaghetti Appointment

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."
by tian647 September 15, 2022
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When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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