WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.
by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010
Someone whom makes racist statements or remarks amongst their own kind (or family; friends), never in the presence of those the slurs would clearly offend. In some cases the offending party may actually have some friends (even family) of color, etc. but they never talk or act that way in front of them.
1. The grandparents and mom at Thanksgiving dinner talking about how the coloreds are ruining everything. Later my mom expresses her excitement at going shopping with Kathy, her black friend from work, on Black Friday.
2. The Coloreds are ruining this country, stealing everything they can get their hands on... I can't wait to go shopping with Letoya later this weekend!
3. Jon is a soft racist infront of his kids, and only his kids. I wonder how they'll turn out.
2. The Coloreds are ruining this country, stealing everything they can get their hands on... I can't wait to go shopping with Letoya later this weekend!
3. Jon is a soft racist infront of his kids, and only his kids. I wonder how they'll turn out.
by Disposible Pizza December 28, 2016
A term used to describe much of the music coming from Chicago's pop-punk scene. Term gained fame when used on a popular Fall Out Boy tshirt that said "Fall Out Boy is for lovers! chicago soft core"
by KathK April 21, 2006
1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
–noun Informal .
1. a person who is not independent and takes advantage of others for free food, entertainment, etc.
Origin:
direct translation from Chinese: 吃軟飯
—Related forms
eat soft rice, verb
1. a person who is not independent and takes advantage of others for free food, entertainment, etc.
Origin:
direct translation from Chinese: 吃軟飯
—Related forms
eat soft rice, verb
He's a soft rice eater. He will do anything his parents tell him to as long as he can get their riches.
by Asian_persuasion November 29, 2010
by not soft from discord April 19, 2020
Dang, Steph's jumper is real mothafuckin' soft.
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Remember when Deon went 100 yards on his toes, that shit was real mothafuckin' soft.
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Remember when Deon went 100 yards on his toes, that shit was real mothafuckin' soft.
by Isingofshine February 23, 2023