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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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Wannabe soccer girls

The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.
Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him

Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.

Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
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Soccer

t h e b e s t s p o r t e v e r.
SOCCER SUCKS

No u
Holy crap I've lost this war.
by MAV3RICK_10 July 13, 2022
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Soccer

Soccer is the best sport to ever exist
I love soccer
by Iluvvvvvsocer July 19, 2022
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soccering

yea, they were soccering the ball
by thatsagreeeeatword June 15, 2022
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Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles
Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?
by Papabear845 August 14, 2022
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Soccer

Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.
Omg dude let's play some soccer.
by Dylanlm November 19, 2022
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