National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Slow

A sexy ass female

Damnnn, she look slow asl

by seliM ooT yxeS September 7, 2022

Slow roller

A shot of coke that comes on slow.

That shot was a slow roller.

by paultao22 September 30, 2019

Slow

Someone who is slow is like a bridger. They take awhile to process easy things.

Friend 1: omg did you hear how long it took bridger to solve 1+1

Friend 2: yeah its because he is slow

by Peniseater3572 October 30, 2021

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Too slow

Too Slow giving my feelingers to me

Too slow Too Slow giving my feelingers to me

by Sky light August 17, 2024

Slow

Steven C. Mock

Steven is slow

by Whatdadogdoin12637196 April 1, 2022