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Skin Oyster

A small rare sea creature living between a woman's legs.
Jack: Hello, shopkeep. I'd like a gallon of your finest milk post-haste!
Shopkeep: Yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her Skin Oyster last night?
Jack: Yes, and dat pussy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.
by IcumAgallon November 26, 2009
mugGet the Skin Oystermug.

Going skins

Being totally awesome, and randomly taking off your shirt multiple times throughout the day. You have to look sexy and have huge guns. Usually people go skins for such things as playing sports, grocery shopping, working in class, or pretty much doing literally anything. It is expected for the person "going skins" to shout out "IM JUST GONNA GO SKINS RIGHT NOW!!!!" or "WE'LL JUST GO SKINS THIS TIME YOU GUYS GO SKINS NEXT TIME!!"
Going Skins:
Alec/Alex: We're just gonna go skins right now!
Brian: Alright I'll go skins next time!
by BrianAlecAlex October 21, 2010
mugGet the Going skinsmug.

poop skin

fake black skin. for white people who think they are black
that guy has poop skin, he obviously wasnt born a nigger
by nigsh1t January 3, 2010
mugGet the poop skinmug.

skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.
Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021
mugGet the skin flutemug.

Skin Heads

A group of whiney delinquents who strive for attention that they say ignorant things and make other people think they are tough, in actuality they are just a bunch of pussies.
The skinhead fell off his bike and scrpaed his knee, so he started to cry.
by Chief Rottingham May 27, 2003
mugGet the Skin Headsmug.

skins party

a party where everyone wears neon colours, have loud nu-rave or hardcore music playing. everything in the house gets broken. everyone is either very drunk or drugged up on e's etc. everyone fucks everyone and there is normally neon body paint involved and/or bubbles
R-YO! DID YOU GO TO THAT SKINS PARTY LAST NIGHT?

F- No im trying to get off the e's

R- AHH, YOUR SHOULD OF COME YOU
WASTE GASH.
by michelle inducnsbn August 25, 2008
mugGet the skins partymug.

beat skins

to have sex, or to hook up
Did hook up last night? Ya, we beat skins.
by ericregan July 3, 2005
mugGet the beat skinsmug.

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