shit shingle

its when you let out a crap and its in the shape of a rectangle, hard and crusty

i found a shit shingle on my pillow last night

by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004

Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 5, 2014

Singled

Verb: Nicer term than "dumped"

I have recently been singled.

by jech2810 September 19, 2016

Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018

Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single

Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com

by Meet positives February 20, 2019

Singler

Just a dumb way of saying single as in an item but as a noun.

Can you buy me a t-shirt? Just a singler will do.

by Anzzac July 14, 2019

Singler

A person who desires passionate loving company but who's dreams don't come true

"Face that facts girl, your a singler."

by Dramagurl273 May 11, 2022