A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.
by Thetruthandnothingbutthetruth- August 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A silly or foolish individual, usually goes by the name of Kain Pendelton. Actually cares about girls feelings despite texting them for a solid two weeks
by Barnsleylad May 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by 8Bitttt April 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Luke is such a simp, he spends all his savings on Twitch-Thots
Louis is a simp because he obsesses over Tiny Cat
Louis is a simp because he obsesses over Tiny Cat
by Hatesimps May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021
Get the Simpingmug. A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug.