sheet 

Used to prolong the word shit when something is really shitted

"OMG HE FOUND YOU IN THE GIRLS RESTROOM"
"SHEET YOURE DEAD NOW"

sheet by Icanteven= August 30, 2016

sheet lord 

A kid who is nothing but a piece of shit.

Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure

sheet lord by Sheet Lord November 25, 2016

Shmeat 

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.

Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.

Shmeat by Trankini has no weenie January 30, 2017

sheet seeking missile 

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

sheet seeking missile by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

Sheet Stuffer 

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"

Sheet Stuffer by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017

shmeeb 

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please

shmeeb by madsurge May 24, 2017

sheet slicers 

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.

sheet slicers by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017