secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.

The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021

Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

The holder of all secrets

To those of you that are still seated I know a lot of you still have stories but your not ready to share them yet and that is okay when your ready I will we will listen not only will we listen but we will help you in anyway we can and together bring change to the community of edgewater for better…but there is one person in particular that has the greatest story to tell that can undo all the wrongs and make it right this boy can change everything for the better going forward he is the answer to all our questions will be help us now and where has he been over the last 4 years since we can’t state names due to guidelines here is a riddle

Who plays on muddy

His favorite numbers start with 4

7th in the alphabet

Event soon to be near him very soon in a few days time will tell

The holder of all secrets

by South river secrets -tyler S July 21, 2021

secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .

Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”

by Elaine! August 22, 2021

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021