glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.

Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.

by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009

Orange salad

When you take an orange slice(or a slice of any fruit of your choice) and insert it into her anus while penetrating vaginally. After you pull out and come on the orange slice protruding out from her anus, you feed it to her.

I gave Becky an orange salad and now she has a taste aversion to oranges.

by Pally pal the bear October 19, 2012

baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.

I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina

by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013

seattle salad

Weed

I am going to get some seattle salad

by billy ropollo November 1, 2013

ass salad

similar to bullshit

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"

by assbutt420 November 9, 2015

handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez January 25, 2016

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016