Santa

Really a Mexican, Santa tricks the white people into believing he is white also. By doing this, it enables him to enter your house, and steal your food and/or other things. His "reindeer" are actually a band of armadillo, chihuahuas, and small Asian children. A sign he has been to your house is the smell of Corona and so off brand chips bought at Dollar General.

Child "Mom, what is that smell?"
Mom (Crying) "that's the smell of Christmas honey."
Child "Where are the presents?"
Mom "They are in the pawn shop by now. That stupid beaner Santa"

by Erik (kamanashi) December 23, 2008

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

office Santa

Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.

Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.

"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P

by nicky0032 January 10, 2008

Santa Claus

Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.

"Ho-ho-hooo-shit" - Santa Claus' last words after be shown a pair of jumper cables.

by A Triad August 23, 2010

Santa

1)A student counselor who does counseling for free and brainwash all the students and make them geeky nerds and selfish bastards. Guys who follow him are known as "SANTAS"

2)A guy/girl who follow the teaching of Santa(the counselor)

guy1 -"Dude what's up with peter? he's acting weird these days!"

guy2 -"The bastard has become a santa I guess, look at him he's become a bookworm now!"

by jeramylopez2 June 2, 2010

Santa jacking

Where a department store santa gets drunk and/or pissed off etc. and pulls his pecker out while a work and jacks off.

He's santa jacking.

by The Fury 13 December 6, 2010