sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.

Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."

by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015

sausage beard

Pubes

Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

by BOINK!!! October 10, 2016

sausage vagina

A vagina with huge lips that looks like there is a sausage on it.

Damn that girl has big ass sausage vagina!

by Dillon the Donger October 8, 2016

sausage skirt

A short bodycon skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!

by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016

sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016

sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016