Rule 434

Used when one cannot be bothered to explain common pieces of knowledge. Otherwise known as "Google it or STFU."

"Hey, how many original Power Rangers were there?"

"Rule 434, man."

Rule 434 by googleitmister February 8, 2013

Rule 13 

Ignore all fears from and referring to the number thirteen.

"Hey, there are thirteen steps on this staircase, you think we should be up here?

"Rule 13"

"Nevermind."

Rule 13 by ReflectionBasin February 23, 2009

Rule 13 

People on the internets need to inform someone when they are doing it wrong. This is the polite way of saying they fail.

Guy 1:I posted OVER 354 posts in one day!

Guy 2: Rule 13.

Rule 13 by LastRaven January 17, 2009

Rule 455 

A general accepted rule about people on the internet being asses (455)

Mack:Dude this kid is flaming me cause he thinks he so tough sitting in a dark room with a computer in the safety of his home...
Vic:Well that's a Rule 455 right there.

Rule 455 by ShadowzB March 14, 2011

Rule 289 

Garlic Bread is the most important Bae.
There should be no other foods before garlic bread
Garlic bread is the alpha and omega

Dude: Hey babe you want some garlic bread?
Girl: nah I hate that

Guy: get Out of my house right now rule 289
Girl: oh snap that’s the most important rule, I fail at life.

Rule 289 by GarlicAttack January 14, 2019

rule 234 

If there is a username of a word you want, it will be taken.

Bro1:Hah! Bro I’m gonna make my username pussy
Bro2:ye that’s not gonna work
Bro1:what!?? You’re right! It didn’t work
Bro3:Rule 234!

rule 234 by Rule 234 October 5, 2020

Rule 253 

If you aren't listening to someone, then for every message, there must be an "mhm", "hm" or variation thereof.

Person 1: I just got an F on my test
Person 2: Mhm
Person 1: How about you?
Person 2: Mkay
Person 1: Did you just Rule 253 me?

Rule 253 by IsolatedWords January 14, 2021