up the road

The place De Ridder kids once had to go to get liquor, i.e. Leesville.

We goin' up the road after the game tonight.

by twostep April 15, 2007

grow a road

what you should say in response to EVERYTHING.

...gROW A ROAD!111

by OMGZ June 23, 2004

Road Blumkin

The act of recieving a blumkin whilst driving a motor vehicle down the road.

i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.

"Dude, my car seat is ruined, but the road blumkin was totally worth it."

"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."

by Marc Hune April 8, 2009

dirt road

see back door

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

road kill

angela flack

a rotting piece of flesh

by marry had a lamb August 17, 2003

road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005

Muddy Road

When one shart's into another person's mouth (while they are asleep) as an act of revenge.

Cameron- "Dude, Gavin drank all of the beer and is passed out on the couch."

Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"

Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Muddy Road'..."

by Chillingallday April 26, 2014