Retard in chief 

Donald trump

The retard in chief is whining on Twitter again

Retard in chief by 9aytard October 28, 2020

giant retard 

a big guy who does idiotic things and sounds stupid when they talk.

playing video games and trying to pass a music section for the 13th time.

J:Alright I got this!!

K:Just go with the beat, man.

J after completing the section and throwing the controller down: YEAH!! RUFF RUFF!! AAAAHHH!! (while standing up and pounding on his chest)

K:WTF, man?!?!? THAT'S MY CONTROLLER YOU THREW ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE SUCH A GIANT RETARD!!!

giant retard by aznstrtlegend April 26, 2011

crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.

He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.

crap sucking retard by N.Y. September 29, 2006

wet retard 

A name for a seal. See dry seal

Im going to the zoo to see the wet retard show.

wet retard by Wingman September 27, 2004

retard 

Donald Trump

Trump is a retard

retard by Aubreezle June 11, 2016

retard in a leotard 

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

retard in a leotard by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

Retard 

Someone that either;

Doesn't understand an obvious(easy to get) joke.
Can't form a coherent sentence.
Doesn't know basic math to save their life.
Tumblr addict.

Chelsea Aitkens only sits on Tumblr all day going " I CAN'T EVEN ". What a retard.

Retard by Muddy Waters Panda August 22, 2014