hugh one pump harris

when you have a tiny gremlin penis and only require one pump to ejaculate and spread your gremlin aids

hugh is the definition of hugh one pump harris because he has a tiny penis and has gremlin aids and only requires one thrust on his cock to bust

by 3rd floor creww October 20, 2009

Madden Ass Pumping

The act of melting down a Madden CD and placing it into a syringe then injecting the hot liquid into one's ass like a steroid injection.

Adam melted Madden for Eric because the game was so garbage. Then Eric bent over and got an injection of Madden. This is Madden Ass Pumping.

by AFNLD December 16, 2010

lil pump gay

ur gae lol fag

carl: stfu lil pump gay
steven: dies

by lolbigname May 31, 2018

Pumpitrate

pumpitrated, pumpitrating, pumpitrates, (pumpitration)

Refers to rough sex, from "pump (weights)", and "penetration".

Origin unknown.

I was pumpitrated 8 times yesterday.

by retarded smurf May 30, 2004

pump the porpoise

slang term meaning to masterbate

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!

by G60Corrado March 29, 2005

pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment

pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors

by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009