Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

Puker

puh-kaa

When something in England brings joy or great satisfaction.

Dude No.1: The doo tonight has free wine

Dude No.2: Aw Puker! That's the best news I've had all day!

by Black Cats and Voodoo October 4, 2018

puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018

pokeying

Hooking onto the rear bumper of a car and being dragged in the snow.

We often engaged in pokeying after the snow storms in Buffalo.

by Tommer10 November 28, 2018

Pokey

To insert an object into a hole it does not belong without permission.
Sometimes also refered as sodomy.

Rick got pokey'd last night continually until he fell asleep. Ouch

by Sorecheeks April 29, 2019

pukecumber

When a girl is giving you a blow job and is cutting down on calories but she pukes on the dick due to the gag reflex. The lubricant introduced is called the pukecumber.

Amber gave me that sick pukecumber last night. It was so good I hit her with a lazy leopard.

by Fuckery duckery doo May 27, 2019