pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary

That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.

by caseman7 June 4, 2009

Molly Pitcher

A woman who allows, encourages, or insists on being treated to a helping of cannon fodder during vaginal intercourse.

I was absolutely stunned to know that girl from the subway last week was a real Molly Pitcher.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

snatch patch trimmer

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.

A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.

by Miss sheets n giggles November 8, 2010

pitch slap

A swift pimp slap followed up by a hard bitch slap XD

Dude... I totally pitch slapped her ass

by Tongue Wiggle Man April 1, 2009

patch writing

A technique of writing an essay, blog contribution or research paper by cutting and pasting large chunks of source material and interspersing these with brief connective sentences. The end result is thus a grotesque patchwork of long quotations that reveals little or nothing of the named author's own thoughts or insights.

Source material may be referenced or, when plagiarized, either presented without citation or in a cosmetically reworded format.

Patch writing is very common amongst undergraduate students from Asian countries studying at Western universities either because they do not understand the subject very well or they believe that getting a good mark involves showing that they have "done research".

You failed this assignment because the task was to research and present your policy recommendations. Instead you simply went for patch writing by copying out large sections from the textbook.

by The Watcher On The Wall November 23, 2011

1.3 patch

The patch for Battlefield 2, a game by Digital Illusions CE, that completely ruined the game, opening great new possibilities of exploting/cheating and unleashing the entire new dimension of bugs and glitches.

"Holyshit, now it takes me 5 minutes to verify client data instead of 30 seconds and the game crashes to desktop every hour! And those Karkand hotel glitches keep killing me as I pass by... Guess I'll just go back to the lovely CS: Source now. Damn you, 1.3 patch! Damn you patch-making monkeys!"

by Wasder August 10, 2006

patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. July 16, 2008