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Poon

1) Your girlfriend.
2) Your genitals.
3) To bang one's brains out.
4) An abbreviated form of harpoon.
1) Where did your poon go?
2) She wants your poon.
3) She wants to poon you.
4) The whale was pooned.
by Purog February 8, 2004
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Poon

A word to describe somebody who is extremely ridiculous. It can also describe people who are completely out of control.
He is such a Poon.
(Which means he is ridiculous or out of control or both)
by Foooo September 29, 2004
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poon tent

The mere thought of him made her pitch a poon tent.
by trianos January 20, 2005
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poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..
Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!
by titaniummike January 11, 2008
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picon

A picon is a picture-icon.
Hey, I like your picon. Is that an image of you or Shaft?
by Mollylama May 5, 2009
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Poonabutt

Having the smell of both pussy and butt.
Usually after how sweaty sessions where all that hot sweaty nasty gets all mixed together and gets that 'funk' that funk, is Poonabutt.
Ted Danson: Hey man, your fingers smell like poonabutt!?
Mel Gibson: Ya well... dont sniff my fingers. *aim small miss small*
by JackDaw March 31, 2009
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baby poon

The vagina of a prostitot.
Man 1: Dude, my seven year old just came home with some prostitot.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.
by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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