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double platinum

having sex more than 20 times in a consecutive 3 day period of time with one person.
warning: it will make you sore.
person 1: man i'm so exhausted. i just went double platinum this past weekend.
person 2: wow. thats harder than the boston marathon!
person 1: oh yeah. i'm going to get some sesame chicken now.
by jmoney$la November 1, 2007
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playing possum

When an asshole driver in front of you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.
That asshole was just playing possum.
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2015
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platinum

bling blings
by blitz jean January 2, 2004
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playing rape

A sex game, or role playing game usually consisting of some horseplay, hitting, or slapping. One partner acts unwilling while the other acts as if they are forcing the sex to happen. One can incorporate an unloaded gun or knife for ambiance if so desired.
"My girlfriend and I were playing rape last night. It was awesome!"
by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009
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playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber
by retarded hobo September 15, 2008
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Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.
Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.
by pudgums June 26, 2009
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playing piano

He was locked in the bathroom every night playing piano.
by 3citydogs January 12, 2016
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