portuguese pirate

when a man pulls out during sexual intercourse and deficates in the womans eye, the portuguese pirate usually resembles an eye patch. when the woman screems "ARRRRR" like a pirate it has been premormed correctly.

dude i pulled the portuguese pirate on some chick last night.

by Portopotty September 20, 2006

penetration pirate

one who searches for pleasure using one of their three genitals, inserting it into an orphesis of any shape as long as they reach their peak.

so i saw a man humping a garbage can the other day. i cant believe how many penetration pirates there are in this neighborhood.

by hose A March 12, 2008

School Pirate

A pirate of the most basic level. Enjoys trapping birds and wacking off near the pond on a simple boat like craft.

Rod: Man, Your mum goes to college!
Si: So? Your Dad's a School Pirate!

by Rod88 July 16, 2008

Hipster Pirate

People who became hipsters by pirating movies.

John: Hey Tom you wanna go see Transformers I hear it's good!
H. P.: No man i saw it before it came to theaters.
John: Wow, you're such a Hipster Pirate.

by Cox3998 July 1, 2011

Ass Pirate

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.

Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.

by CRAZINS December 29, 2007

Killing a Pirate

Giving oral sex to a female. The opposite of killing a ninja.

Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"

Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."

by Pygmie September 15, 2006

dick pirate

One with a dick in search of more dick's.

Kyle, you gay anal ass snuffing dick pirate.

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009