Pineapple

Something that belongs on pizza

Pineapple belongs on Pizza

by UraKyo04 January 20, 2024

Pineapple

Someone who is brown on the outside but blonde on the inside. Someone who is a dumb blond with brown hair.

Gertrude: *tells a funny joke*
Anna: *doesn't get it*
Gertrude: Anna, you are a pineapple.

by Potatooooooooooooooooooo October 19, 2020

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.

Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"

by LessDestiny March 18, 2021

Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.

"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "

by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020

pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.

Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.

by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs is a word for when you dont know what the name of the hairs on top of the pineapple (anix)

anix:whats the name of the hairs on the pineapple?
anix friend: CALL IT PINEAPPLE HAIR
anix:PiNeApPlE hAiR pineapple hairs l:)

by Alyssa <3 :) June 16, 2020

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016