Black Person Vision

A magical ability possessed by black people which allows them to see other black people in the dark. A talent white people do not need, since they stick out in the dark like a gay asian in Kansas.

Also known as "B.P.V."

LaDarius: "Ey yo wher Takeisha at? I can't see shit! Damn night, you dark! D:"
JaMarcus: "Use yo B.P.V. yu lazy ass n***a!"
LaDarius: "My what?"
JaMarcus: "Yo Black Person Vision!"
LaDarius: "Aw shit, der she at!"

by Matwurst September 30, 2010

Colorful Person

euphemism for someone who has flamboyant, non-traditional way of conducting herself.

Andrew is such a colorful person, I never know whether he is joking or being serious.

by Alex2100 September 6, 2016

Protagonist (Persona 5)

The protagonist of Persona 5 is a transfer student at Shujin Academy. At the beginning of the game, he has little to no power or influence in the world and is restrained by the rules of the system he was born into.

However, beneath his quiet demeanor is a strong-willed juvenile delinquent known throughout the world as The Phantom, to the residents of the Velvet Room he is known as the Trickster, and to his teammates his code name is Joker. The protagonist is the leader of the rebellious Phantom Thieves of Hearts which aims to change society by touching the hearts of people and performing illegal heists.

Protagonist (Persona 5)
(also known as)
The Phantom
Joker (Code Name)
Inmate (Caroline & Justine)
Prisoner
Leader
Trickster
Akira Kurusu (Manga)
Frizzy Hair (Morgana)
My little guinea pig (Tae Takemi)
Master (Sadayo Kawakami)
He Who Will Save The Souls of Humanity (Justine)
Ren Amamiya (Anime, P5D)
Renren (Ryuji Sakamoto)

by Bkapy June 13, 2019

Obese person

A obese person is a person who eats bags and bags of chips all day and eats 1,000 burgers and sharts and burps in their bed all day and usually have massive rolls of fat and are entirely dependent as they are physically fucking incapable of moving the slightest inch and burp everywhere

Jimmy is an obese person
He weighs 800 pounds and poops in his bed

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

Vine-Swinging Person

A person of color.

A Nigger

OMG LOOK AT THAT MONKEY!

No, It's A fucking Vine-Swinging Person AKA NIGGER!!

by Mads Almosetoft March 23, 2022

Perfect Person

A perfect person is somebody who gets on Urban Dictionary and insults others on Urban Dictionary who look up things such as "emo", "scene", "prep", etc.

These people choose to write very biased definitions that should simply not be taken under any consideration whatsoever.

They listen to plain boring music. A small mix, really. Bands that almost everybody likes. They wear plain clothing, have average hair, live in an average house, etc. They're boring and love to insult others' style.

Also, if there's a definition that they don't agree with, they put a thumbs down.

"I hate emo people. Since I'm a perfect person, I'm going to go write retarded definitions because I have nothing wrong with me."

by B Drizzle Bitches August 27, 2009

That one person

The one person who says and does the dumbest things ever.

"Bro if there was an earthquake, would people on an airplane feel it?"
"You are that one person."

by John Jackson102 January 6, 2016