Patrick

Patrick is the most funnie guy eeeeeeeeeeeever

He's a purple meatball

It is this the crusty crab no its patrick!

by Evelyns cousin jameson December 29, 2019

Patrick

A name that could only ever be said at Starbucks.

“Patrick’s latte is ready”

by Kirtap November 8, 2023

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

YOOO let’s all get patrick shwavyd! it’s lit.

by mr. poopybutthole December 16, 2019

patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021

Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.

Look at Patrick over there. Loser.

by Rooster. June 14, 2020

Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.

I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".

by Macsteed November 1, 2016