Parker

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but In due time, she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She also doesn't know how special she is. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you liked, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. Sometimes if you see her, you want to drop everything your doing at the moment to spend time with her. She just has a special charm that nobody else really has. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker. People don't know just how special a Parker is until she opens up, you just need to give her that time. Parker's are usually very good at self improvement, which will most likely rub off on others she's friends with. She is also modest.
Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "That's Parker."
Person 1: "Oh then she must be amazing by default."
by Parsbiggestfan420 June 5, 2024
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Parker

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.
Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker
by Eldood May 30, 2019
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Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis
Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.
by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023
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Parker

Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.
“Parker’s one of a kind
by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020
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Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.
"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""
by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022
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Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar
by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009
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Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot
Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*
by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019
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