shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014

Off their tits

crazy, loony, off-their-rocker

"I heard she tried to burn down the house."
"That rude girl is totally off her tits, man."

"Those punk kids smashed up my shop again last night! They're totally off their tits."

by mrs. butterworth June 4, 2012

fuck off

define: to piss off or go away

go fuck off

by Damagic January 31, 2018

soft off

Not a hard on. When a dick can not get enough blood flow to make sex or handys fun.

"I did too much coke to have sex. I had a soft off the whole time."

"When she took everything off I sported a soft off"

by trickdaddyskeet February 18, 2012

big-off

A competition of manliness which is specific to the situation the competitors are in. It is begun with a statement of "BIG-OFF?"

Examples of big-off vary with situation.

by Chartfield March 12, 2008

Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.

I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.

by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

snapped off

To be taken -- generally a gambling term usually involving losing all one's cash.

I got snapped off at the Black Jack table!

by Bordizzle October 31, 2005