curve off

A Curve Off is when two ladies have a battle over who is curvier. These battles typically involve lots of sass, and dissing the other persons curves. The battle begins when someone shouts CURVE OFF, and end once someone has been dissed to the point of no return. Curve offs typically occur when "curvy perks" are in place, like curviest rolling shotgun, and curviest getting first pick.

Bystander: Yo gurl, curviest rolls shotgun!

Girl 1: well I guess that means that I'm rolling shotgun, seeing dat yo chest flat!

Girl 2: it's a CURVE OFF honey! We both know them curves of yours fake!

Girl 1: you did not just go there! They just made my boobs perky! There ain't no more boob then there evah was. Besides, when compared to you, I am the curvy queen!

Bystander: snap! I guess you Rollin shotgun now! (girl 1)

by Turtlewaxer222 October 14, 2013

shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014

soft off

Not a hard on. When a dick can not get enough blood flow to make sex or handys fun.

"I did too much coke to have sex. I had a soft off the whole time."

"When she took everything off I sported a soft off"

by trickdaddyskeet January 26, 2012

Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.

I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.

by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

fuck off

define: to piss off or go away

go fuck off

by Damagic January 30, 2018

big-off

A competition of manliness which is specific to the situation the competitors are in. It is begun with a statement of "BIG-OFF?"

Examples of big-off vary with situation.

by Chartfield March 12, 2008

snapped off

To be taken -- generally a gambling term usually involving losing all one's cash.

I got snapped off at the Black Jack table!

by Bordizzle October 31, 2005