Wanking so hard your banjo string starts to bleed and sting until you've finished and jizz everwhere
by RecklessRhys June 24, 2021
Legends tell of a stoner so perpetually baked that smoke expels from all orifices, including the anus. A daring person may inhale this "secondhand smoke" by pursing their lips to the anus and taking a "hit." This is dubbed the "Devil's Shotgun."
by queef_disco666 June 26, 2023
When you are masturbating with one hand and switch over to the other hand while stroking your penis at the same time with your eyes closed and your feet at waist level.
by Larry&Larry December 16, 2019
by diclowmcpuglife December 19, 2015
to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.
"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)
by ShadowMaster924 April 13, 2011
“Hey have you played Fortnite?”
“That game sucks ass”
“You just hate it because it’s popular”
“I hated it before it became popular”
“Oh, well you must be the devil’s hipster”
“That game sucks ass”
“You just hate it because it’s popular”
“I hated it before it became popular”
“Oh, well you must be the devil’s hipster”
by YouYouSmallGirl September 29, 2018
The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 05, 2022