inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

Foster Farm

A place where foster children are used only for that sweet sweet government money

“Why’d you move here?”

“Im in that foster farm on 3rd”

by JankyBoi September 16, 2019

Jake from state farm

Dead

Jake from State Farm is dead

by Christian1977 September 5, 2019

boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.

"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."

by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018

Star Farm

A television show that has a history of guest starring future A-list celebrities.

Mickey Mouse Club was a Star Farm for Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Ryan Gosling

by Alchemist8918 January 4, 2018

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018