Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

by Catsumi June 11, 2023

Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023

Sports Direct Mug

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.

Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

non-binary sports fan

A non-binary sports fan, also known as a they/them, is a sports fan that wears merch from two different sports team that competes in the same sports league, e.g. a Sydney FC shirt with a Western Sydney Wanderers cap, or a half Celtic and a half Rangers shirt. However wearing merch of two teams in different sporting leagues does not qualify as a they/them, for example a Queensland Maroons cap and a Brisbane Broncos shirt, because while those two teams compete in the same sport, they play different completions and cannot compete against each other.

The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;

1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.

2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.

3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.

Luis is the biggest non-binary sports fan, yesterday he was wearing a Cowboys hat with a Broncos shirt and now he's wearing a Wanderers scarf with a Sydney FC shirt. (a.k.a. a they/them).

I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.

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