Patrick tobe

A fat mass dude who can’t turn left without crashing into someone

Hey Patrick Tobe did you turn left into a truck?

by TwitchyGnu October 20, 2021

Patrick

Patrick’s a bitch. Thinks he’s class on the wing but he’s got no pace. Kinda guy to get dumped the day before tomangoes and take her back the next day.

Also tara Clarke

Jesus Christ Patrick’s pathetic at this point

by PatrickHater420 March 14, 2020

Patrick Stewart's

Your balls, both of them.

Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)

by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025

Patrick Swayve

When you do something so insanely embarrasing, that you wish you were never born.

Lets get Patrick Swayved, its lit

by noelmillerfangirl123 December 17, 2019

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

Patrick

The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side

Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!

by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 19, 2024

Patrick Ferry

The GOAT of football he will absolutely destroy messi and ronaldo ON THE SAME TEAM. If you dont know who he is your living under a rock (or you dont watch bfordlancer)

I JUST PACKED PATRICK FERRY

by A1zamemer May 11, 2023