NECK TALKER

A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.

He was just talking out his neck. Neck Talker.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012

Neck kitty

When a cat (doesn't matter what age) sleeps or lays on your neck.

I love my cat, she's a Neck kitty!

by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021

Neck Shrek

A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.

"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"

by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022

Lez neck

A very redneck lesbian, leans towards the special-needs way of life🥴

Who’s the man in the squattd truck, oh never mind that’s just a Lez neck!

by Shisher misher July 16, 2022

orange necking

The game where you take oranges and pass them to other people using your neck and chin.

Josh: ay yo you wanna go orange necking?

Sam: nah bruh that Shits gay af

by Yung bludd December 29, 2016

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck

His head can not stop going up and down because of this

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, you god darn piston neck”

“You fucking piston neck”

“What are ya? A fucking piston neck?!”

“Get off my land you piston neck”

Or if you are a women

“Get your willy out of my face you piston neck”

“Get off my behind, you piston neck lookin retard”

Honourable mentions

Piston Neck Pete
Piston Neck Willy

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020