terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

by rawrmarkers November 2, 2007

blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014

stuff muffin

Someone who can pack on the pounds but still look like a stud.

Dude, even though you eat McDonald's every day, your still a stud. What a stuff muffin.

by Keepnitreal July 30, 2015

Duck Muffin

duck muffin is the worst thing you can say to another living cracker (insult)

you are a Duck Muffin

by The D Word October 3, 2015

shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.

by crackrabbit January 1, 2005

Crud Muffin

A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.

Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!

by Telus Mobility January 19, 2010