Mud monster

When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.

I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!

by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021

Mud shark

A white woman who loves black men

Dude whitni is literally a mud shark. And she’s such an alcoholic too!

by GrandmaIHitABoulder March 1, 2022

Mud Shark

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

by Goose Montana February 1, 2023

mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 3, 2003

mud flap

When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.

I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.

by funked yo motha November 29, 2010

Mud People

Persons at events of all kind most notedly Woodstock, other folk or Pagen events who find mud. now matter how dry the area is to cover themselves with.

These people, first noted in the literature after suddenly appearing at the original Woodstock music festival 25 years ago in 1969, are unique in all the world’s societies in that there appears to be absolutely no racial or ethnic basis for the origin of their society. The individual Mud People from many different ethnic backgrounds share a culture based solely on an affinity for mud. They are immediately visually recognizable by their unusual practice of covering themselves in mud literally from head to toe, their eyes generally being the only area of their body not coated with mud. they are often skyclad

Jon: i went to Woodstock in 1994 you should have seen all the mud people.

Sue: really what were they like?

Jon: covered head to toe in mud, not all were wearing clothes

by Da Levian February 12, 2010

mud run

When a man, gay or otherwise, has anal sex with at least 3 or 4 other men throughout the same day and night. Girls can be count as part of the mud run, but the one making the run is always a guy.

Guy 1: You guys wanna come over this weekend for a BBQ, some drinks and then maybe a mud run.

Guy 2: Ah, yeah, that could be fun. I've never done a mud run before.

Guy 1: You don't know what you're missing. You can even bring a couple of girls along, just not too many.

by small mammal May 13, 2013