mr. haas

a very distraught man. a guy that will most likely stay in the same job for the rest of his life. he also likes to eat a lot of food, including twinkies, cheese puffs, and diet soda. sometimes he breaks chairs, but everyone still likes him.

did u get mr. haas this year?

by vohvndjsvjsbdvejsb April 12, 2017

Mrs German

A horrible teacher

Mrs German is not a great teacher and she smiles too much

by lsfjkslfkj May 30, 2009

mrs. hogg

A straight up g

Mrs. Hogg is a straight up g

by the feet that were bein creepe December 19, 2013

Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

by fixitman July 6, 2010

Mr. Greenjeans

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".

I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

by mark schindler March 24, 2006

mr pollard

Big fucking strokes nonce

You see that nonce he’s a bit like mr pollard

by Nworb Mullac November 19, 2018

mr woppy

An Italian who sells icecream from an icecream van.

hey luigi do ya wanta icecreama,ye i wanta 99 off a mr woppy!

by jockey wilson October 4, 2007