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Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.
Dude, just got surgery! Want toMickey Mouse”. Later?
by Mickey moose January 6, 2020
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smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
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A Mouse Named Lori

someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)
by strxwmochi February 12, 2023
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Mickey Mouse's Obsession

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.
Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!
by Flugalug October 16, 2020
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smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
mugGet the smell mousemug.

You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.
by dank meymeys May 25, 2016
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mouse in a telescope

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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