money monster

someone who is really cool, rich and has lots of drip.

Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!

Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!

by bruhbutton420 August 18, 2019

Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

by anonymous June 10, 2017

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.

"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"

by Markey May 22, 2003

Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010

twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009