schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

Monster’s Mafia

Monster’s Mafia is a place with the most elite gamers in da world

I’m in Monster’s Mafia because im real gamer

by Dang1234 June 9, 2021

jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.

"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"

by Markey May 22, 2003

Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010

sand monster

May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.

"Yea me and betty did it on the beach, and i gave her a sand monster"

by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009