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Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist
"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"
by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019
mugGet the Ming headmug.

Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it
I gave my boyfriend a winter minge
by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022
mugGet the Winter Mingemug.

Minging

CC...like Quasimodo, only worse.
Cor, look at 'er...she's a real CC
by TOC June 11, 2004
mugGet the Mingingmug.

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
mugGet the Minge Guardianmug.

Ming Mang

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis
Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!
by Sylvester Hilda August 25, 2021
mugGet the Ming Mangmug.

Ho Ming

An Asian who strongly believes he is a gangster, will often find him roaming the streets with a bb-gun in hand.
by Arealboy September 9, 2016
mugGet the Ho Mingmug.

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
mugGet the Minge crisismug.

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