Methalepsy

When someone has smoked so much they gave themselves self induced METHALEPSY.

Shit bro why he keep passing out all the time.

Nigga that is self induced methalepsy. Hahahaha

by Nevagonget September 23, 2025

Methalodon

The "Lodon" of Meth. The ultimate tweaker. The final boss of meth heads.

I was walking down the street and a Methalodon emerged from the gutter.

by streetbred January 16, 2026

craftal meth

the addiction you experience from playing Starcraft or World of Warcraft

"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."

by jessplaysuke October 2, 2011

aunt meth

A super cool person resembling a family member that is just hella fun to be around

Aunt meth is fun af

by imnotblack2532 December 15, 2016

mimie mathy

French name to qualify small people

How tall she is!
- True, she looks like Mimie Mathy

by Andrea Oberlin January 11, 2017

fake meth

Fake Dope...meth that gets you high but wont show on urine tests

I was able to get high off fake meth fake dope people at treatment never knew because i tested clean

by Skittles72 September 12, 2017

richkard metayer

A handsome tall young man very loving and playful he like beautiful girls not ugly ones he will be a future best basketball player with his best friend which they called themselve brothers

Richkard Metayer likes big booty no small booty allowed

by Richkard metayer May 12, 2018