Melossa

A rare type of shrimp that can only be found in dirty shitfilled sewage water

unknown:I CAUGHT A MELOSSA
Alex:stop lying bitch

by DeathGrindFan6988282 August 21, 2019

Mesopotamian Geshes

A unit that is literally equal to 240 seconds or 4 minutes (1/15th of an hour), an ancient time measurement used as a Sexagesimal System

2 Mesopotamian Geshes equals to 2/15 of an hour.

by Kadhikeyen Udheyebelen April 6, 2021

Cajun mess hall

The act of having a hot sauce enema and having someone else suck it out

My ass still burns after Robert treated me to a Cajun mess hall

by tootiefoodie August 3, 2010

hot mess hash

the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall Puerto Rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one's own purse, and calling others a hot mess.

Look at that hot mess hash over there getting all nuts

by whatdahuck May 11, 2011

Eaton Mess

-VERB
The act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after ejaculating in their mouth. The blood and semen should mix together to look like the dessert.

Sarah & I made an Eaton Mess last night.
OR
Sarah gave me head then I Eaton Messed her!

by SoFarSoGudd August 20, 2013

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018

cryptic cheerleading message

ALSO known as CCMS
The process that cheerleaders engage in so that they can place derogortory words that only the students of that school knows or have developed. Hidden meanings inserted to cheerleaders routine by use of code words that denote bad sportmanship or sexual undertones in public, whereas teachers or coaches are obvious to true meaning.. CCMS are always changing due to overuse or officals catching on. CCMS can be used by anyone. Its universal

HEY, did you hear what the cheerleaders was saying?
Yeah.. it sounded like some cryptic cheerleading message?
Let see they yell at the other team U S A.
And they said FOAD and SOAD!!

by chicago andy January 28, 2007