magic stick

a wonderfully large schlong

Did you see the magic stick he whipped out? It was drool worthy!

by AznTigr November 11, 2003

Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 5, 2011

Magical Genie

A really cool person who can predict the future, keep a good conversation and inspire. They happen to be freakin amazing writers and are true artists. extremely psychedelic and hippie-awesome. They can get really crazy or creative without drinks or drugs therefore making them cool

"Omg that girl is like such a magical genie bro. Have you read her writing? so yeah man that chicks gonna fly up to the sun riding a double rainbow."

by a magical genie:) October 27, 2010

The Magic Cumdom

An explosion of cum after hard rough sex and magically disappears in the partners mouth

man i had the best makeout session ever

yeah?what happened

I had the magic cumdom

NICE

by Raaawwwwr March 26, 2010

Magical Arno

Magical Arno is a meme made up by 2 guys who had to much spare time.

Me: Wow dude, last night i thought i heard something mumbling from my closet.
Guy: Hmmm, lemme think, thats should be Magical Arno 3>
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Guy: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife

by Xeleron October 21, 2010

magic sand

the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.

man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"

by badger winnet September 8, 2016

magic-user

The original Dungeons & Dragons arcane class, roughly equivalent to the current (fourth edition) wizard class. At the beginning of a game, a magic-user would have only one spell (typically, sleep or magic missile), could have as little as one hit point, and couldn't wear any armor. A sucky character for the first several adventurers, and not likely to live very long.

Al-Kazak Elam, first level magic-user, enters the dungeon with his fellow adventurers.

Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.

Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.

by frostknave July 27, 2009