Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
by TheBadMushroom October 08, 2018
A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 09, 2020
Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
He is a Math teacher in LSC. His hair looks like a big, black mushroom. He always rejects students. He also is in the family of LSC teachers, such as, Chicken Lui, Shum Egg, Small Ng, Fat Tam and Old Lo.
by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020
🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."
👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."
👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."
by Kirby420 March 16, 2021