after lunch dump

Taking a serious dump after returning to work from lunch.

Joe: Say man, lunch was epic good eats
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.

by Kriz24 May 28, 2008

mecha hot lunch

A hot lunch, but with tin foil instead of seran wrap.

Come get your mecha hot lunch.

by greengrounds December 25, 2009

Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.

(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.

by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014

Spoons after lunch

It means that it's too late to change something that you did.

Guy1: "I wish I finished school with better marks."
Guy2: "Well, spoons after lunch now."

by 50Euros March 30, 2015

Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the interested prospect hits your website, but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)

If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.

by MarketPower Joel May 2, 2022

stole my lunch

To copy someone in a blatant manner. Taking something from someone and using it as if it's your own for financial gain and therefore taking food out their mouth.

Drake took my flow. He stole my whole lunch.

I was doing a reaction channel before everyone and they all stole my lunch.

by Zebra the Moose February 8, 2019

Louisiana lunch box

When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.

Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?

Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!

by Larry Fromish December 11, 2015