Hong Kong

NOT FROM JAPAN, FROM CHINA

Person 1: Hi ur from hong kong,right? And so ur japanese?
Person 2: NO ITS CHINA IM CHINESE-

by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024

Donkey Kong Country Returns

Donkey Kong Country Returns Is a 2 and a half D platformer Released for the Nintendo Wii. It Is the fourth game In the Donkey Kong country franchise and the first to not be developed by Rare. It was developed by Retro studios. In It the Kongs must recover there stolen hoard from a new group of

villains Named the Tiki Tak Tribe. They are demon

like tikis that resemble musical instruments that hypnotize beasts and battle the kongs with them. They are:Krazy Kalimba, Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone And Cordian respectively. There are 8 worlds the Kongs venture through In this game they are: Jungle, Beach, Ruins, Cave,Forest, Cliff, Factory, Volcano.

It had a remake on the 3DS A few years after the original Wii version came out.

World 1: Jungle

World 2: Beach

World 3:

Donkey Kong country returns Is a underrated game

by Eovercast April 16, 2024

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

Double kong

Also commonly referred to as a dub-kong by parkour athletes, a double kong is a variant of a specific vault known as a kong vault. A double kong takes the original premise of a long vault but allows for it to be performed over large distances. Weather it is being used over one large object or a distance between two, the double kong requires two separate hand placements at the beginning and end of the vault. Unlike a normal kong vault, you do not use the first hand placement to adjust your positioning mid-air to land back on your feet, as the first hand placement is used solely to help with vertical and horizontal travel, leaving the adjustment onto your feet to the second placement of the hands. A tip for performing this vault is that kicking your butt and legs above your head so that the push from the first hand placement does not send your feet towards the ground.

“This would be too long for a normal kong vault.”
“How about you try double kong?”

by Splatuality December 2, 2024

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

Hong Kong Don

Any man from Hong Kong that took the risk of pursuing his true passion regardless of what society expected from him, successfully earning a full-time income and eventually securing financial wealth purely from living his dreams, elevating his own lifestyle and taking care of his family during the process. A man that overcame countless hardships and obstacles to escape the rat race and live a life of success and freedom on his own terms, accumulating not only a substantial amount of money but also unanimous respect and a loyal following from being himself.

He has developed iron grit and sharp instincts from decades of surviving in the concrete jungle known as Hong Kong, allowing him to manifest anything he puts his mind to. A trilingual tongue of native Cantonese, English and Mandarin from a local upbringing makes him a force to be reckoned with in any professional setting. His boundless energy and drive is powered by the soul and blood of an ancient dragon within him. His ambition and power comes from the wrath of his ancestors who went through lifetimes of pain and struggle for him to exist, a weight that he carries with ease on his way to the top of the world.

That man been getting to the bag, he a Hong Kong Don for sure.

by cheekclappercheng February 28, 2025