Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

Brodie’s Knob

It’s a 1inch chode when hard. He also is desperate because of it.

Your such a Brodie’s knob, she’s trash

by Nonce eve November 26, 2018

Knob hung

The female variant of pussy whipped.

Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung

by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018

Knob

Knob, first class Dickhead,

Hey Tony, your a knob
Come on Luke, I am not that bad, I am a good bloke.
Are you sure Tony? You are a first class Knob

by Luke1969 October 17, 2018

door knob

used in a sentence when someone is trying to be unique and random when trying to be funny

well you can go suck a door knob

by shower curtain October 23, 2018