Review to a kill

When the marketing department of a company decides to surreptitiously post a glowing review on a review section online to increase the star rating of their business. The term is only applicable when key phrases and management speak are used in the prose to highlight it wasn't written by a person in the real world and makes it glaringly obvious it is a desperate attempt to curry favour. More often than not this will be diametrically opposed to all the other reviews which have been ultra critical

Have you seen that one positive review of Love Actually
Yes it is the only one on there. This is blatantly written by Richard Curtis for the decade anniversary. No one will see through that
Yes what a review to a kill

by wilbur smith February 16, 2013

pity kill

In any game, where you kill an opponent even though it was a bad kill

A - Look at how many kills I have
B - Nice pity kills you have there

by ArmanZ7 October 31, 2018

Speed Kills

A phrase made up by the English government to justify the money they make from speed cameras.

Guy 1: Fuck me look at that guy driving 32mph in a 30mph zone. Does he not know speed kills!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, if only we where like that guy doing 28mph. He may be drunk, on drugs and on the phone whilst driving past a school, but he’s a safe driver sticking to the speed limit.
Guy 3: You 2 and Gordon Brown are all cunts and should read the statistics on speeding and stop chatting shit.

by Turner!! March 11, 2009

Kill Juice

Anything with alcohol in it.

I just picked up some kill juice and are heading to the party now.

by 0oTIMEo0 December 28, 2010

Kill list

People you want to fuck.

damn shes hot, shes on my kill list!

by Lolsokay April 8, 2016

Insta-kill

Switch to secondary. enough said.

Insta-kill!
Prepare to die you meatsacks!

by xXSlyFoxHoundXx October 31, 2011

killed a spoon

To kill a spoon is to make sexual noises while watching hannah montanna with a spoon in hand. You will see it will make you want to kill yourself with the spoon. :)

Fred: OH EM GEE, My friend agatha just killed herself with a spoon watching hannah montanna

Charlie: what a slut skank bitch whore! She just killed a spoon!

by Lilexx March 1, 2009