1) n. a religious automaton
2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.
2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.
John Ashcroft was annoitied with Crisco oil after he was appointed Attorney General. Dear God, now we have a Jesus crispy setting public policy. "Let the Eagle Soar" and the end come soon.
by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004
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A self-professed Christian who labors under the mistaken impression that Christians are persecuted in this country, and that he or she is commonly persecuted for his or her beliefs. These people usually attempt to convert everyone they know or meet to their own denomination of "born again" Christianity, thereby alienating a number of non-Christians as well as Christians of denominations not of their own, then attribute their subsequent shunning by society to a fictitious, widespread anti-Christian mania.
Josh: "Hi, my name is Josh, and I'm a Jesus freak."
Tim "Hi, my name is Tim, and I'm Jewish."
Josh: "You need the love of Jesus in your life! Repent! You're going to hell!"
Tim: *walks away*
Josh: "Why do you hate me? Why must I be persecuted?!"
Tim "Hi, my name is Tim, and I'm Jewish."
Josh: "You need the love of Jesus in your life! Repent! You're going to hell!"
Tim: *walks away*
Josh: "Why do you hate me? Why must I be persecuted?!"
by the birds and trees June 15, 2007
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Get the jesusfreak mug.a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.
Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"
Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
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