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by Anyone4you February 13, 2019
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Guy 1: hey wanna hang out?
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
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Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
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Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)
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Oh that’s jade and someone messed with her friends -person 2
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