raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017

The Rape Witch

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.

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by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012

Drink rape

A drink rape is basically a fun and aggressive way to make someone drink if they are being slow.

Drink rape is accomplished in the following manner:

One person sneaks up behind the victim, putting them in the full nelson, and a second person simply forces booze down their throat by holding the cup/bottle to the victim's mouth and pouring it down.

Bill was being a pansy at the party last night so we drink raped him.

He thanked us later.

by brones86 September 10, 2011

Gunny-Rape

The act of being scolded by a U.S. Marines Staff NCO, usually the rank of Gunnery Sgt. for doing something/inappropriate.

This often times leads to the Junior Marine shitting his pants.

We were Marching to class when out of nowhere, a GySgt stopped us and yelled at us for marching to fast.

PFC Johnny was totally Gunny-Raped that day.

by XKalibur July 22, 2011

candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

Shade-raping

When a person hides behind his sunglasses to fantasize and look at female/male assets.

Babe 1: I think he's shade-raping me.

Babe 2: Punch his ass bitch!

by hahaisteppedonyourdick March 11, 2011

Industrial Rape

A weird fetish where a man/woman want's to get fucked by industrial equipment and/or steampunk weapons. People with this fetish are usually rejected by society, so they form groups where they have sex, just like furries.

Weird Person 1: Oi m8 wunna fuc?!

Weird Person 2: Yea, but whut kind of fuc?

Weird Person 1: The gud old INDUSTRIAL RAPE.

Weird Person 2: F U C C Y E A

by #GazdA# December 27, 2020